It's Good To Be A Woman

[BlackMagicRose]

It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears. (or other body parts )
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

[mRs.GaToR]

*ROFLMAO* So true!

[CanadianGirl]

*LMAO*

[Noclouds]

darn right*lol

[EvolutionHasBegun]

*looks around* did you say something?

[BlackMagicRose]

LMAO...guess you missed it...refer to #15 for further assistance. [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[EvolutionHasBegun]

drawing my attention to this could turn out to be a mistake..i have a habit of telling things in an overly accurate fashion...gynecological disorders dont frighten me..they make for perfect jokes...as for that dancing thing..some of us dance bad on purpose...it keeps people from asking us to do it again...that way we can spend more time at the bar instead of being drug out on a dance floor..*L* men dont fart to amuse us..we fart to annoy you and THAT amuses us..*nods* men dont forget to shave we either do it or we dont...we dont really give a shit sometimes..*L* we can dress ourselves..we just know you never like our clothes... we dont check to be sure our privates are still there...we reach down cuz we like it... we CAN talk to the opposite sex without picturing them naked..just in some cases we choose not to...i think theres a weight requirement involved...we know we look foolish with women half our age..but if were getting laid we really dont care...if chocolate will shut you the hell up we say eat all you like... and as for us listening...we hear what we choose to hear... if we dont hear you its because you havent said anything important.. [img]wink.gif[/img]